I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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