right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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