How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
