It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Randomize
