you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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