I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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