i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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