Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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