Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Ketchup is God's man juice
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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