New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
smell my finger.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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