oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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