in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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