idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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