Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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