spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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