are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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