This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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