is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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