these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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