Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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