I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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