You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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