So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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