well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
that is very illegal...i love you.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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