You work out of a Hotel?
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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