wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
