They have a pepper shaker for pot.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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