Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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