Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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