Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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