At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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