if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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