I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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