halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
All the doctor said was why
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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