Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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