i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Do you have feelings for this penis?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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