Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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