Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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