I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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