Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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