Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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