big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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