That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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