Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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