Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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