On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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