It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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