You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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