naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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