Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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