Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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