My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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