Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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