he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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