I smell stomach acid.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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