Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize
